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Strategies for
Passing the Drug Urine Test
Strategy:
Abstaining
Abstinence is a legal strategy for passing the drug
test in which all
prescriptions*,
over-the-counter medicines, and recreational drugs are avoided prior to
testing. The duration of abstinence--called the "detection
time"--depends
on how long certain drug metabolites can be detected by a urine test.
For
example, cocaine is usually undetectable after 3-5 days, whereas
chronic
marijuana use can be detectable for as long as 2 months. With this
strategy
foods with poppy or hemp seeds are avoided because they can cause
positive
tests for opium and marijuana. (*Prescription users should always check
with their physicians before they stop using medication.)
Strategy:
Flushing
You can pass the drug test by putting liquid through
the urinary system washes drug
metabolites
out, which reduces the danger of testing positive. A problem is that
after
flushing urine is colorless, which can arouse suspicion. This can be
solved
by taking vitamin B, which turns urine dark yellow so that the sample
appears
normal again. Over-the-counter diuretics, available in drugstores,
accelerate
flushing by stepping up secretion of water from the body. Caffeine is a
diuretic, so drinking coffee, black tea, and caffeinated cola--all of
which
are perfectly legal--helps flush the system. Flushing is legal, and, in
fact, drinking a lot of fluids is recommended by nutritionists.
Nonetheless,
talking about beating the test by drinking water is not a good idea,
because
it can cause suspicion and lead to closer scrutiny with more
sophisticated
tests. Flushing can be detected by measuring the creatine and specific
gravity of the urine. But these tests are expensive and rarely done.
Strategy:
Masking
Masking is a strategy for passing the drug test in
which a legal substance masks
or
covers the presence of drug metabolites in the urine so that they are
not
detected when the urine is tested. Antacids like Tums® and Rolaids® are
thought to mask amphetamines, cocaine, and PCP. Aspirin and ibuprofen
can
sometimes hide cannaboids and opiates.
Strategy:
Diluting
With the diluting strategy for passing the drug test,
water is added directly
into
the urine sample, which dilutes the concentration of drug metabolites.
This technique is effective but dangerous, and if caught, one can get
into
serious trouble. Under the stringent Federal Guidelines, blue dye is
added
to the toilet water and the back of the toilet is taped up to prevent
diluting.
Additionally, the temperature of the sample is recorded. On the other
hand,
many drug testing situations are not stringently monitored, making it
easier
to add water to the sample.
Strategy:
Substituting
In substitution strategy for passing the drug test, the
person does not provide any urine
but
pours someone else's urine into the specimen cup. This strategy is
dangerous,
because monitors are on the lookout. If substitution is suspected,
there
is a lot of explaining to do. In some states, tampering with a drug
test
is a misdemeanor. Aside from the challenge of successfully sneaking a
fake
sample into the test site, getting uncontaminated urine can be
difficult.
Supposedly "clean" urine may test positive for something the
donor did not know would trigger the positive test. Some people have
put
the substitute sample into "bladder bags" strapped to the body,
which keeps it warm and (hopefully) avoids detection during a "pat
down."
Strategy:
Adulterating
Another strategy for passing the drug test is adding a
substance to the sample
that
nullifies the urine test. People have tried lye, salt, household
ammonia,
bleach, soap, and Liquid Drano®. Each has problems and effectiveness is
far from guaranteed. Table salt and soap are the most reliable. Salt
can
be carried into the test site under the fingernails. However, Federal
Guidelines
require that the hands be washed in the presence of a monitor for just
this reason. In more casual testing settings, adulteration can be
relatively
easy. Tampering can be detected by testing the pH of the sample, but
this
is rarely done--except when suspicions have been aroused.
Strategy:
Handling the Paperwork
Before you can be legally tested, you must complete and
sign
a Consent Form, which requires that you disclose all medications taken
recently. The purpose of the disclosure is to provide an explanation if
you test positive because of having consumed a food or legal medicine
that
tests like an illicit drug, called "cross-reacting." All positive
results are supposed to be review by a Medical Review Officer (MRO),
who
decides if it is valid and reported as a positive, or if it is a "false
positive," which is reported as a negative. Interviewing you and
discussing
the substances you disclosed is central to this decision. Refusing to
sign
the Consent Form or to take the test is not advised, because it brings
suspicion regardless of your reasons for refusing. People who use drugs
illicitly sometimes use the disclosure form to create an "alibi"
by disclosing over-the-counter medicines and foods known to cross-react
with the drugs they've been taking. Some people have procured a legal
prescription
from a family physician, such as one for codeine cough syrup, to
disclose
in case the test comes up positive for use of an illicit drug, such as
heroin.
Copyright 1999: Beverly
Potter. Excerpted from: Pass
the Test: An Employee Guide To Drug Testing by Potter and Orfali;
Ronin
Publishing, Berkeley, CA.
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