U.S. Redneck Special Forces (USRSF)
Billy Bob, Bubba, Boo, and Cooter
(known in civilian life as "The Cherry Poppers")
are practicing to ready themselves to confront
and defeat the enemy in the mountains of Afghanistan.
The Taliban and Al Qaeda ain't got a chance.
Fighting should be over in about a week.
So rest easy now 'cause freedom is in good hands
- as you can see.

Uncle Sam wants YOU!
Enlist today.