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Hail Eris Goddess of Chaos and Confusion
Malaclypse the Younger
&Omar Khayyam Ravenhurst
DISCORDIA is the holy book of The Church of Pentaversal
Discord, a hilarious and provocative parody of
religion that reveres Eris the goddess of chaos and
confusion. Like all major world religions, Discordia
has a ponderous hierarchy of pretentious titles to
confuse, awe and madden. Every man, woman, child
and platypus—living, dead or otherwise—is an
honest-to-goddess-Pope of Discordia, and thus
infallible. So make sure to get your Pope Card! By
believing every sort of contradictory thing, Popes
make these things True and Manifest as opposed to True
and Unmanifest, and thus bear forth the Great Joke.
There are trivial truths and there
are great truths.
Parathroanametamystikhood of Eris Esoteric) is not
registered, incorporated, or otherwise chartered with
the State, and so the State does not recognize POEE,
which is only fair, because POEE does not recognized
The State is the kind of
POEE Legionnaires disciples are
authorized to initiate others as Discordian Society
Legionnaires. Priests appoint their own
Deacons. The Polyfather ordains priests but no
one knows about the Popes. There are no particular
qualifications for ordination because if you want to
be a POEE Priest then you must undoubtedly
qualify. Who could possibly know better than you
whether or not you should be ordained?
The words you are now reading are
The POEE Mysteree Baptismal Rite
is not required for initiation, but is offered by many
POEE Priests to those who desire a formal ceremony. An
Episkopos of the Discordian Society is one who prefers
total autonomy and creates her own Discordian sect as
The Goddess directs
There are no rules anywhere.
The Goddess prevails.
Remember this: King Kong
died for your sins. Grasshopper always wrong in
argument with chicken. According to The Honest Book of
Truth, all statements are true in some sense, false in
some sense, meaningless in some sense, true and false
in some sense, true and meaningless in some sense,
false and meaningless in some sense.
Verily! Verily! Hail Eris!
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